{"product_id":"preorder-no-bones-about-it-cassandra-elizzabeth","title":"PREORDER | No Bones About It - Cassandra Elizzabeth","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReleases on 9\/9\/26\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e-- All Pre-Orders are available for shipping by media mail or pick up in-store\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e. Each preorder will come handsigned with a sticker sheet, hand-numbered bookmark, and double-sided SFW\/NSFW art print. You can choose between the standard paperback edition or the NSFW special edition pocketbook edition with interior artwork (ships after 9\/30).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Halloween, Tori Graves is celebrating her divorce by finally buying the one thing her ex-husband never let her have.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe viral twelve-foot skeleton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe HOA promptly loses its collective mind and declares war.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen Tori's desperate plea to save her beloved Halloween decoration goes viral, she's forced to get creative. Suddenly, Mr. Bonejangles becomes the best thing that's ever happened to her photography business.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd her heart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomewhere between pumpkin carving, horror movie marathons, and pumpkin porter beneath the autumn stars, Tori falls for the skeleton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somehow, he falls right back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut Lois, the self-appointed queen of the HOA, is determined to get rid of Mr. Bonejangles once and for all. As Halloween approaches and the feud spirals into something far more destructive, Tori realizes that loving him is the easy part.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeeping him may be impossible without a Halloween miracle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTropes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween Sentient Object Romance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCozy Autumn Vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFound Family\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eViral Social Media Fame\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall Town Drama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMagic \u0026amp; Miracles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappily Ever After\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warnings:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDivorce (prior to the story)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOA harassment and bullying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProperty destruction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVehicle crash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlcohol consumption\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrief and emotional distress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExplicit sexual content\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSolo play\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnatomically creative skeleton parts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTemporary loss of a beloved character\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan id=\"m_1176643508901395721m_-647913414282944952gmail-docs-internal-guid-79a8c161-7fff-2dc6-6152-802bbb412a14\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Broken Spine, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":53943409508536,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Special Edition","offer_id":53943560700088,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0873\/1108\/9848\/files\/PreorderCampaign-32.png?v=1787099606","url":"https:\/\/shopbrokenspine.com\/products\/preorder-no-bones-about-it-cassandra-elizzabeth","provider":"The Broken Spine, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}